I can’t promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is this- if you are willing to try, I’m staying.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
Now I know what Coca Cola does all day.
today in english my teacher was getting mad at everyone because we werent paying attention and she told us to stop looking at our stupid phones and this one kid was like ‘i actually have a smartphone’ and it was the best moment ever
do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it
i want one (⊙‿⊙✿)
OH MY GOD HIS PAWS
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ITS SO CUTE
I can’t imagine dealing with a Tiger when they’re being annoying
is this legal
tigERS ARE NEVER ANNOYING PLEASE CHILL
I WANT ONE!!!!!!! *crying*
THIS IS MY DREAMMMM imma be the coolest elementary school teacher with a pet tiger
i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust
THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.
i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read
when i email my instructors i always try to be so polite/intelligent and they hit me back with shit like “ok c u thurs”
for real tho i was emailing my professor the other day asking to be switched into a different group cause nobody else was doing any work and since this is the second semester ive had her she figured we were chill and shoots back “i know theyre all dumb fucks ill switch you”